Nigerian nightlife king and socialite Cubana Chief Priest has melted hearts across social media with a lavish tribute to his wife, Angle, dubbing her a “Walking Bullion Van” in a video that’s racked up millions of views overnight. The 40-year-old entrepreneur, real name Pascal Okechukwu, shared the clip on Instagram Thursday afternoon, turning a simple London stroll into a masterclass on marital flexing and reminding his male followers that a man’s true status is reflected in his partner’s glow-up.
In the viral footage, Angle struts confidently down a bustling London street, her designer Hermes bag swinging like a trophy as she turns heads in a chic ensemble that screams understated opulence. Cubana, filming from behind with unbridled admiration, can’t contain his hype: “Lifestyle Dey Cry My Wife @_deangels Walking Bullion Van. Na From Your Wife We Go Take Rate You.” The Pidgin-packed caption and voiceover translate to a cheeky life lesson—your wife’s style and poise are the ultimate yardstick for rating your success as a provider. Posted to his 5.2 million followers, the reel exploded, amassing over 1.5 million views, 150,000 likes, and a flood of fire emojis within 24 hours.
The post isn’t just hubby bragging; it’s a nod to Cubana’s philosophy of “mismanaging funds” on his queen, a theme he’s hammered home before. Back in February, he surprised Angle with a sleek 2025 Range Rover Autobiography, a Patek Philippe watch, and a barrage of balloons, captioning it his “greatest desire” to spoil her rotten. Last year, when she hinted at boredom with her old ride, he upgraded her fleet without hesitation. Married since 2019 with three kids, the couple’s jet-set life—from club takeovers to family vacays—has long been envy fodder, but this latest ode positions Angle as the real MVP behind his empire.
Social media lit up like a Davido concert, with fans and celebs piling on the love. “Power couple blueprint! Angle is the bag we all aspire to carry,” gushed @deangels (Angle’s handle), while YabaLeftOnline reposted the clip, captioning it straight from Cubana’s script and sparking 73 replies debating “wife-rating metrics.” Male admirers nodded in agreement—“Oga don drop sense! My babe go get that Hermes by December”—but not without some playful pushback: “Cubana, what about the husbands? We dey try too o!” tweeted @sorosokegossip, sharing side-by-side stills that hit 6,000 views. Female voices chimed in with empowerment spins, like @Theinsightroom5’s thread: “Love + Money = Power Couple Goals. #WalkingBullionVan,” which looped the video to 55,000 impressions.
Cubana’s flair for blending street wisdom with high-life hasn’t slowed since his 2024 Afrobeat single “Gbu” debut or his ongoing club expansions. Amid Nigeria’s economic hustle, his message resonates: in a world quick to judge by Lambos and Louis V, it’s the woman by your side who tells the real story. As one commenter put it, “Cubana no dey lie—upgrade your ring, upgrade your rating.”
Whether it’s motivation for the married or a wink to the singletons, Chief Priest’s post proves one thing: in his world, love looks expensive, and he’s billing it with receipts. Angle, ever the gracious star, reposted with heart emojis, keeping the family glow on lock.